Poms

In a quiet house, Gooney and Bhiksu found a dusty, blue pompom. It did not realize that its days of peace and safety were over. When the humans returned, they fished out one of the favoured yellow ones. Gooney made them smile as he pranced and leapt like Barishnikov.

The prancing cat Gooney is no Prince Siegfried.

He skidded across the kitchen floor and ended up in front of the small dark passage beside the dishwasher. Extending his hairy white arms into the gap, he flopped his hindquarters in an unseemly imitation of a flat fish like this one.

Bhiksu can make all the excuses he wants. It's not good practice for mice. It made me grind my teeth.