I have at last hit upon a plan to rise above my customary style of living (dusty cave, stale cartilaginous takeouts). Everyone praised Halibut the Ascetic, seeking his cave to drink from the limpid -- though somewhat tannic -- well of wisdom. But they never left anything in the tip jar.
No more. Luxurious living will soon begin. Everyone will invite me for lunch. I am about to become the Maecenas of this uncouth age.
I herewith announce the creation of an online publishing house. Éditions Flétan will specialize in the publication of fresh and exquisite Oeuvres. The Artistes will be undyingly grateful and will happily bring me succulent bits as tribute. Manuscripts may be sent to:
M. Flétan c/o Halibut
Cave
